Type

T-Shirts

Men's

Women's

Unisex

The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

They'll deny it. But it's like they belong together.

(fo)r(g)otten fruit

They want you to believe the files are safe.
We say: some truths don’t get filed away that easily.

release the files

Two guys. One mystery. 🍊 This tee is about bad memory, good tailoring, and really juicy denials.
RUMP knows nothing. Especially when photographed.
Image may contain traces of uncomfortable history.

why are you still talking about that?

Broken promises. Broken systems. Broken clocks. Still more accurate than most politicians.

Dissapointing the Fans

broken promisses

Because “great” didn’t work out. 🍊 This shirt isn’t about fixing anything — it’s about owning the absurd.
Make America Juicy Again.
Now with 0% solutions and 100% pulp.

RUMP 2028 - Make America Juicy Again!

RUMP 2028

For those who plead the fifth and pulp the rest. 🍊 Inspired by the mugshot moment, now with extra peel.
Defiant, delusional, and 100% juice-free.
Never surrender. Never juicerender.

“Never Juicerender” – Mugshot Edition Tee

never Juicerender

🍊 For those who ask: “Is it great yet?”
🍵 And those who answer: “Make CitrUS Great Again.”
Juice not included. Neither is shame.

Spill the T - Squeeze the Juice

spill the T

Black is out of fashion. Orange is in.🍊 This apparel says: “Power corrupts. Citrus corrupts absolutely.
Jumpsuit vibes not included.